Carlos-the-Count

There seems to be quite a buzz among you mortals about... the Olympics? Am I saying this correctly? I do not familiarize myself with mortal culture because you are all an asinine race, but from what I understand this was started by the same people who invented yogurt, commercial fishing, and pretty much all intellectual pursuits of the human species some 4.5 billion years ago. Is this correct? Don't answer that, I don't care. My real question is, where do I sign up? Being an immortal and therefore far superior by nature, I'm quite sure I will excel in all events, especially ping pong and synchronized diving (I have no partner for the latter,

It all depends on your personal views, really. The first several issues of Mizfits have been a roaring success (if by roaring success you mean my creator cannot stop looking at them and tearing up because they are so beautiful), and will be on this site shortly! Sadly, do to an unforeseen computer malfunction, shortly means about a month. My apologies. Luckily, my creator has been fast at work on other projects that do not require that foolish MS Paint, and can therefore still post previews. Shortly, my dear friends. And by shortly, this time I really mean shortly. Again, this all depends on the views of the individual, so maybe this is g

For those of you fools who do not know a fear my name, it is I! Carlos! The Count! I come to you from a far off land called The Land of Immortals. I have gotten myself an account on this unholy contraption you children call the interweb, for the sole purpose of sharing with you the story of four cretins called Hero, Kitty, Roger, and Jax. They have all come from different backgrounds to save the lives of you ignorant bunch they call humans. For the life of me, I haven't the faintest idea why.... Their adventures can be found on this particular profile, in a comic strip called Mizfits, which will be posted at a later (though not too later) da